Sounds so familiar...

Tangled up deep down in my psyche, this thought must have blossomed into my current obsession!!!

Yummy!

Is it too weird that I want to print this onto a pillow and cuddle it?

Audible Gasp!

If only my collection was so extensive! New goal: acquired!

My Cup of Tea!

If I was crazy enough to have an application for potential boyfriends to fill out, this would be the cover letter!

My thoughts exactly!

This is how I felt every time I was told to make my stupid bed.

Mobster

A common conversation with my Momma!

Bulls Eye

Oh, retail...one day I'm really gonna leave you!

Thug Life

So I make these weird little comics in a series called Crazy Eights, this is the first one!

Shout Out For Science!

This one's for my little sister, who continues to kick chemistry's ass and is working towards her PHfreakingD!!!

Excuse me, Sir...

Best T-Shirt ever! Oh, payday, why can't you come sooner? This can be purchased at www.snorgtees.com for $19.95!

I just want to put you in my pocket!

So darn cute! This can be purchased at www.neatoshop.com for $15.95, yay!

Ooh la la!

New mustache socks, score! For all those who are wondering, "Je dois avoir une moustache!" means "I must have a mustache!" in French. You can purchase these at Forever 21 for the cost of .95!

Mustache Mug!

Shout out to Kimberly Duvall:
IT SHALL BE MINE!!!!

You can purchase this mug at urbanoutfitters.com for $12.

Jury Selection Day!

Oh, Honorable Judge, thank you so much for excusing me. Thankfully you didn't see me bored to tears as I wasted my day in the waiting room. So glad how I felt on the inside (see photo) didn't show on the outside!

The Chaplin

My little sister bought me new mustaches to add to my extensive collection! This is why I love her!